December 2011
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unfocusedlens asked: you probably penarted (its penis farting) its rare but a male can penart and penarting has 4 different smells. Blueberry, Eggs, Pancakes, and in your case Peppermint.
Ugh, my penis smells like peppermint again. Why does this always happen?
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Anonymous asked: I can't find any pictures of black people on tumblr that aren't famous. Why?
Go follow Maggie (glazedtwist). She deserves all... →
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Anonymous asked: i love you, please don't bully me
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t0ronto asked: Hi, I personally don't think you're an asshole or deserve exile or any of that shit. From how long I've been following you, I've never seen you be rude or express unwanted behavior like bullying. I realize my input probably doesn't mean anything, but I just thought you should know. You're a nice guy, they're just jealous.
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Anonymous asked: true. you are hot as fuck
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Anonymous asked: no, i'm saying you deserve the exile and humiliation as well as the inability to live a normal life because of your acts of stupidity.
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Anonymous asked: my lawyer is a lesbian.
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Anonymous asked: i hope you become an alcoholic and rape a child so that you'll never be able to get a job because of your title as a registered sex offender.
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Anonymous asked: since when does a lawyer have to be a man? my lawyer is a female because we live in the 21st century and women are a part of the work force, you sexist pig.
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Anonymous asked: "you have a right to your opinion, and i have a right to tell you how fucking stupid it is" that sums up how i feel about the anons comment about your face. I think its beautiful! your tumblr isn't too shabby either ;)
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Anonymous asked: you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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Anonymous asked: that was a little harsh for saying your face makes me laugh. i should sue you.
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Anonymous asked: i don't know, every time i look at your face i laugh hysterically...
I have a really lame sense of humor. Even if you get my sense of humor, it just mean you’ll chuckle a lot. I could never make anyone laugh hysterically though.
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Anonymous asked: you sound stupid and arrogant; therefore, i am superior to you.
I’m superior to you because I have bacon and you don’t. Try to defend yourself now.
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Anonymous asked: how does one get you to follow them ?
Will War Horse still be good if I don’t like animal movies though? idk. ugh.
Ugh, that didn't help at all.
Give me reasons for why I should see each one.
War Horse or Mission Impossible?
War Horse or Mission Impossible?